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Many girls working in a beer bar (girlie bar) want to be your paid girlfriend! Others will only go short time, or for the night and hopefully they will leave you in the morning.
Most beer bars in Patong are girlie bars with up to ten working girls willing to go with tourists for MONEY.
The same is true with most of the girls you meet in a disco or nightclub. If you meet a nice young Thai girl while dancing and you later go home together and she haven't mentioned a word about money, she will still most of the time want money from you the next morning, since there are a big chance she is a freelancer who go to tourist nightclubs and discos to pick up men.
Okay, you have bought your expensive ticket to paradise and arrive Patong in the afternoon. You check in at PS2 which you of course have booked in advance so you are sure to get a room in original PS2 and not Nordic. You are tired and dirty after a long trip and jump into a very hot shower with high enough pressure to wash away your jetlag.
All you need now is one hour with sleep and a light meal from a street vendor.
You should now feel like a new man ready for dinner. Since it's your fist time in Patong you do what everyone else does and go to Soi Bangla and find a place where you eat a great Thai meal.
Hopefully you haven't forgotten to change into cloths suitable for temperatures around 30 degrees. Then it's time to check out the girls and have a cold beer. Your watch should now show around 22.00.
If you have too much money go first to a Go-Go bar like Flash, Playschool or Rock Hard and check out the girls. You find a girl you like and pay bar fine for her (500 baht). There should be 3 hours left before closing time. More than enough time to take her either to Banana, Tiger or Tai Pan for some fun before she go home with you for even more fun.
Don't forget to agree about the price before she go with you. Anything between 1000 - 4000 baht.
If you are not Japanese, 4000 baht can be little bit too much. OK, there are more than one hundred beer bars where many of the girls will go with you for 1000 baht for the whole night, you still have to pay bar fine of 200 baht.
There is a big chance she want to stay several days. Don't say yes if you want to meet other girls, instead send her home. Don't forget you are here on vacation.
You don't want to pay bar fine? No problem, go to Tiger, Tai Pan or Baya Beach where freelancers like to go. Or if it's past closing time try outside Sand Inn (next to VIP Asia) where the girls hang out hoping to be lucky.
You don't want to pay at all? No problem, so long you are young and handsome. There are always some girls that only go out to have fun. Sometimes a girl don't want money, but ask for it later - to avoid trouble, pay her.
Now I expect you to had a wonderful evening and night only 34 hours after you said goodbye to your boring work for your big vacation in paradise.
But now will your problems start if you don't know what to do:
Pay her and send her home and if she wants to see you again say NO!
If you still want to stay with her and take her on trips around the island, do it, and you will have a very good time with a lovely sweet Thai girl.
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Please read this first so you know the name of the game.
Some girls have several men that are sending them money every month from all over the world. And they still go with other men. Of course the men think they are the only man for her.
I don't say you can't meet girls and have fun, but don't give them too much money. If they love you they don't care so much about money anyway.
The best thing you can do is to only stay with a girl one night. Next day you meet another girl. If you stay with a girl two nights in a row she will treat you as a boyfriend and can get very angry if she see you with another girl.
It doesn't matter that you pay for her, she will not like to see you with another girl.
If she like you she may want to stay with you so long you stay in Phuket. If you decide to stay with the same girl you will have to pay for her, like meals, tickets for trips, maybe a gift or two - like a gold bracelet. Thai girls love gold, it's a status symbol to show off for her friends and when she need money, the pawn shop is never far away.
Maybe you don't have to pay bar fine every day, but that depends on the bar.
She will not always ask for money, but you can be sure she will ask for your e-mail address.
( A few years ago Patong had only a few internet shops and it was expensive, now there are shops everywhere.
If the girls stopped using e-mail only a few would survive since every day they are busy sending and reading e-mails from their many boyfriends. )
She will keep in touch with you, but the email you will receive are not always written by her, lots of girls get help from the shop, friends or farangs to write back, so expect your email to be read by many people. Don't write anything you don't want others to read.
Sooner or later you may receive e-mail telling her mother's buffalo is sick or her sister is in hospital, asking for you to help her out with some money. She will send it to all her farang boyfriends hoping some of them will send money.
And never forget that Thai girls have a perfect memory, they will remember you for the rest of their life. In Patong the girls take care of each other, both with money and information. Your girl will always now every move you do, if she stay in Bangkok or Isaan doesn't matter, her friends see everything and want hesitate to call her.
Many girls get married with a guy from Europe, hoping for a better life. Some girls are happy others miss Thailand too much.
This is only some advise, that doesn't mean you can't have lots of fun, but make sure she is a girl and not a ladyboy!
THE BARGIRL'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. Between December and March many farang walking ATM machines will come to your bar. Choose carefully! Everyone has money, but some have more than others. If his skin is very white, check that he is not dead. If not , this is your lucky day since he must be Japanese. Every bar girl knows they will give you heaven and earth just for a kiss.
2. No matter how young and handsome he is, no matter how fun he is, make sure he understands you only go for money. Don't sit close to him before he has paid the bar fine. As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can let go and run your hands over his body, arousing him. Maybe he will not pay you, but your boss will not complain. Have fun this night for tomorrow the only man you will get is a fat, ugly and smelly.
3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your boyfriends. Since it will be your family's source to a life in luxury. Once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local internet cafe is in order. All of those email addresses should be sent an email. Tell them that you want out of the bar scene and will wait for them to come back to Thailand on their annual four weeks holiday. But you will need financial support since you don't work in the bar anymore. It will not take long time before all of your five boyfriends will transfer money to your bank account every month. And if you should party too much and need some more money, just tell them you have been sick and have to pay hospital 5.000 baht. If that doesn't help never use the story about you being pregnant and the baby is his as it will sooner or later backfire on you.
4. Practice crying on queue. Whenever something sad or bad happens - or even something that you just don't like, it is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!
5. When you get a customer for more than a week, make sure he takes you shopping at the nearest gold shop. Tell him that all your friends have so much gold but you have nothing. Make sure he buys enough gold so your friends will envy you. Later when one of your boyfriends forgets to send the monthly money, a pawn shop is never far away.
6. To keep our trade secrets for ourselves do not speak Thai with your friends when locally based farangs are inside the bars. But rather use Lao, Khmer or any other local dialects that you may know. It's bad enough that some of them can speak, and God forbid, some can even read Thai too, but Laos and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.
7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai baht cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover as he leaves and says good-bye. Say no to the money, tell him you like him very much and don't need it. And if you have a few baht in your pockets give it to him so he understand you love him and not because of the big money he send you every month.
8. Search for Norwegian customers. They understand that we like to gamble as they do too. And since they have bad conscience for not taking care of their parents, they will always pay when your mother call the restaurant where you work, for you to send her more money. Your mother knows that since you work in Phuket you always have money.
9. Remember, when you get paid, you must always ask for money to Tuk-Tuk and give him the excuse that Tuk-Tuk drivers cannot give change on big notes. Do not let him know that you live only a few hundred meters from his hotel, instead tell him that you live in Karon. That should earn you another 200 baht. If Tuk-Tuk money isn't forthcoming, see rule #4.
10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. There are many elderly men in Phuket who will appreciate your long experience with men. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the elderly walking ATM machines appreciate inner beauty and more experienced women.
Please remember that every working girl is different.
This is only general advice and the most important thing you must remember is that working girls work for money! |
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